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Vladimir Putin Tells Nato "Ukraine Started Itttttt"

MOSS COW, RUSSIA — Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly sent a virtual delegation this Thursday to multiple NATO officials stating that, among other topics, Ukraine "...shoved first" and "...[is] being a real meanie-head for fighting back". ...

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